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NeverHundred

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Tops-ham MAINE
Job: Philosopher for Hire

You say anarchy, I say government you say temporary, I say permanent You say disillusionment, I say wonder You say talented, I say neverhundred.

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4/26/08

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Cleaning Time

Posted by NeverHundred Sep. 1, 2008 @ 12:07 PM EDT

Cleaned out my archives got rid of the dead end songs. Left the ones that I thought were good enough. I was thinking of doing this later but eh... now is as good a time as any. Also considering what I should submit next. I have a new song, I'll probably post it. And I feel as if I should post a few of older songs that I like but never gave a chance.

I know just about anything I post will be criticized within an inch of it's life. I have a fairly laid back sound and approach. I play rhythm guitar, I don 't want to make it cry or sing. I'm not good at scales and I don't really care to learn them. After all I make the beat and that's about it. Melody is optional, I'm not making classical music here after all. Even the classical composers I look up to where more rhythm oriented like Igor Stravinsky. So I've explained it as simply as I can, as long as it has a beat than I'm down with it.

So the songs I knew I was going to keep where Skyline March and the Intake series. The rest I just sort of approved of, Schadenfreude made it due to it's own popularity. I don't know why... I guess it has it's own little awkward charm. i'll probably add the Trance song, I liked how that one came out and some new I just completed the other day.

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NeverHundred

My name is bonk.

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 30, 2008 @ 9:49 PM EDT

Finally posted a new song like thing. The question is will I ever get around to finishing it. It needs some guitar or something. I nearly lost my computer. I only have this laptop, that's all I need. I use Guerilla Tactics, I never stay in the same place for long so I have to keep mobile. A rolling stone gathers no moss, so I'll keep rolling stoned.
So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat.

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Do I qualify yet?

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 26, 2008 @ 11:59 AM EDT

Scientology... scientLOLogy. Know what I'm saying? But I'm getting way ahead of myself. Now it is my job to explain things in a way that is understandable to *normal* people.

Level eleven. It's a Swiss Army Knife. Oh those crazy swiss, with there cheeses and skiing and selling nuclear weapons to psychotic dictators. You know, Pakistan, Iran, North Korea... the usual. Not weapons so much as the parts I guess. I don't know it was a four page article, I only need the basic facts not a whole freakin' novel. So the question is, does The Church of Scientology have nuclear weapons yet? They have there own small fleet, I bet they have an army as well. For Xenu! Free the souls of our alien ancestors! Whatever, sounds just as bizzare to me as half the things that come out of the mouths of Evangelical telepreachers and extremist Muslim terrorists. Scientologist fanatics, now that's something I'd like to see.

For the record I'm an atheist and proud of it. Well, more like Apathist, I don't really care if there is a God or not. if I had to choose a religion I'd probably settle with Buddhism. Between my risky actions, escapades and shenanigans I enjoy a bit of reflective meditation... in prison.
Also I'm pretty partial to the whole reincarnation deal. Life it's so good you just can't have one. As for enlightenment... Seems kind of boring to me.

If there is a god, or gods... than who cares. Unless he steps down here and gives me a cake or something than I don't care. All signs point to that there is no force effecting our lives. And if there is there is no way to monitor or detect it. So I'm fine with just doing whatever it is I do and looking forward to tomorrow. And with this philosophy nothing can stop me.

I lost my laptop charger, may not get it back for six month.

I found out who had my laptop charger and bothered them at work than followed them home and would not cease in my harassment until they returned to me what was mine.

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What shall we do?

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 23, 2008 @ 3:06 AM EDT

Shall we set out across the sea of faces
In search of more and more applause?
Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we drive a more powerful car?
Shall we work straight through the night?
Shall we get into fights?
Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs?
Do tours of the east?
contract diseases?
Bury bones?
Break up homes?
Send flowers by phone?
Take to drink?
Go to shrinks?
Give up meat?
Rarely sleep?
Keep people as pets?
Train dogs?
Race rats?
Fill the attic with cash?
Bury treasure?
Store up leisure?

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Oh Newgrounds, is there anything you wouldn't do?

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 19, 2008 @ 11:51 AM EDT

I haven't been to the forums yet. I hear it's a jungle in there. I'm have reason to suspect that the forums of this site might have a... Lovecraftian effect. Much like the call of Clthulu. but instead of driving people mad it drives them stupid. But there are few people on this site that are cool... and there are many more who don't interest me. I wont say any names because I don't want to piss anyone off... I'm not here to rattle any cages or 'cuase drama... >_>

...but here is a clue. I hate those people who can't take a joke. This is the internet, this is the worlds playground, and the world is not to be taken seriously. I don't like people who aren't creative or at least entertaining in there responses. I really hate it when a person responds with the same thing over and over again. If your boring just another mundane than whatever, that's sad and I pity you. I want to met people but I don't need to met the people who are halfway brain dead.
I like the people who are clever and who fuck with shit. I love it when people say things that push the envelope. I love it when they say things that make people uncomfortable. The world needs a little imagination. Sure we live in an era of wonder and excitement... but I want more than that. I seem to be partial to chaos, but too much chaos is boring. You need to remember that if you try to be unpredictable all of the time than that's exactly what they will expect. Act normal and than out of left field just go wild. After all it isn't a party until someone loses an eye.

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Secrets

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 17, 2008 @ 11:57 PM EDT

If you keep this secret you may have this strawberry.
I got to go under cover today. Had to play it like I was not who I said I was. I pulled it off for a while but than there came an issue. As it turns out the person I was impersonating knew German... I did not know this. I took German... except I failed the class. So when the guys I was hanging out with started talking in German I was likeShit. And they expected me to understand them. I tried to keep up, but they started to get suspicious. So I stepped out for a smoke and bolted. I was halfway down the road before they decided to try to look for me. They tried to chase me in a pick up truck but I lost them by running into the woods and losing them there. Ha ha... I love fucking shit up and messing with people. Everyday needs to be an adventure or else there isn't any point in living. We need to learn to do things for the hell of it, take risks, take chances and fuck up.

I'm willing to try anything twice. Unless drugs are involved. Because I freak way to easily, and I get too excited. Weed is okay because it calms me down though. Than again... what's the worst trouble I could get into. I'm lucky and I don't really care. The world needs to be shaken up. Things need to be fucked with. Do something, anything. Have sex in the park or smash some windows for all I care. Ask some questions or try to sell your soul on Ebay. Steal a motorboat, save a baby, climb the tallest tree you can find and shout obscenities until your voice gives out. Make this world a stranger and more interesting place.

Because someone has to.

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Special Brownies.

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 16, 2008 @ 12:32 PM EDT

I got this idea.
So the other day a friend of mine bought brownies and forgot them somewhere. They where asking about it the next day at the cafe they had been. They where told that someone had eaten them. Then I thought, you know I could make a batch of laxative brownies and leave them at some mall or store or random counter top. But the problem is where to do that? I don't want to give any one I personally know bowel problems. I'd just like to think that I'd made some random persons day a little more interesting. My mischief will never cease! never.

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Bad Moscow!

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 14, 2008 @ 3:50 PM EDT

Now look what you've done.
Both candidates have joined in severely scolding the Kremlin for invading Georgia. I hope I wouldn't need to clarify WHICH Georgia. But I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bit of confusion for some one.

Anyway if you life in a cave, or if all you've been watching is The Olympricks. On the eigth day of the eigth month Russia fnally got around to invading Goergia a nation between the black and Caspian Seas. It's something that anyone who has been paying attention to Russian politics has been expecting for a while now. It's likely The United States will some how get involved... *shudder* Than we'll all get to die as the nules hit everyone and everything. YAY! I don't really care but it's still kind of interesting.

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sound bored?

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 11, 2008 @ 4:29 PM EDT

Okay I have a new mixing board... now what? I should be recording right? WRONG! I'm tired and I don't think my computer has sufficient ram at the moment. I think I should liquidate that problem before I move on and start actually doing things. Can Vista really run ram off of flash drives? Or will I need to get a new ram card?
I know people say that RAM doesn't effect recording, but I'm getting a delay and it's pissing me off. If it isn't a problem to do with RAM than I want to know what the issue is and if I can fix it. I don't even know if it's worth while. That's my excuses for why I'm just posting old stuff and I've got nothing new.

Thinking of putting NH on hiatus and getting back together with the team. Try to create somethng that can be preformed for audiences. Of course they wont want to work with me. But I might be able to get the message through. I can be very convincing... some might say dangerously convincing! But that speed boat had it coming... and it knew it!

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Happy Birthday BITCH!

Posted by NeverHundred Aug. 8, 2008 @ 10:46 PM EDT

It's my birthday on the ninth of August. I'll be old enough for beer.

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