Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

The glaring red eyes, the croaked smile, the slight haunch of a loner who was driven quite mad ages ago. Not to forget the beard, hair and glasses, trademarks of evil. Look at it! Even I don't trust me anymore.

Who can tell what twisted and demented thoughts are running through that insidious creatures brain. Why is he smiling, did he just decapitate than rape some poor fellow who was at the wrong place and time? Did he just try to unsecessfully convert a celebrity to scientology? Did he just go out an help an old lady to cross the street only to hop on a car in the middle of the intersection and leave the old woman between the lines of trafic?

Or was it something far more cruel and malicious than any of that. I don't know... it's not like I know myself well enough to know what devious plots I've been planning.

Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

4 Comments

Jun. 22, 2009 | 10:43 PM nietzlawe says:

Creepy? Weird? A loner? All of them? None of them? Some of them? All of them? Wait.. I just said that already. We are all spectacular bits of skin and bone, its a miracle that any of us are here. Our appearance while we are here is down to us, and us alone.. But I too like to remain with the beard.

Likes to have the beard? Can't be arsed shaving? Just wants to look creepy? Wait.. Why do I keep listing stuff? And asking questions? I'm not Robert Stack! Or am I? What is going on? Why is this happening? All three? None of them? Some of them? Grrr. Help me.

Will anyone help him? Or just leave him? Or both?
For the love of God I mean Dog... please stop! I've seen... enough... blood...
Joan of Arc [now I'm a woman, its all highly disturbing]

I made a new blog by the way.

*Shameless self-promoting may be on this blog.

Jun. 22, 2009 | 11:40 PM NeverHundred responds:

So you started as Robert Stack and than you turned into Joan of Arc.

I'll read your blog... but I scared away all my old readers. I'd like to think it was the picture but they've been gone for a while now.

Updated: Jun. 22, 2009, 11:41 PM

Jun. 23, 2009 | 8:05 AM nietzlawe says:

They've gone, to another place? Another dimension? Does a dimension count as another place? Here we go again.

Nothing scares me, not even photographs of Jesus.

Jun. 23, 2009 | 9:30 PM NeverHundred responds:

Another dimension... sounds reasonable. I'd hope they don't open a fift to the demonsion! A realm filled with... demons ironically. I wouldn't have guessed it.

Oh, and Rapter Jesus.

Jun. 24, 2009 | 2:37 AM walterwagner says:

ha lol ur not creepy heyy check out my page

Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:41 AM NeverHundred responds:

I will do no such thing. Actually I did... it was interesting... to say the least. Talking about projects that you've been working on instead of uploading creepy pictures in which you suffer red eye.

I work on music, and other stuff too. I don't go around bragging about it. I just post the worst pictures of me I can find so that people can luagh art me. I luagh at me.

Jun. 24, 2009 | 8:16 PM nietzlawe says:

Red eye? I just thought you had fashionable red contact lenses. An eye really is a magnificent thing, it is so small and yet somehow, we are able to visualise through this tiny bundle of meat, with some circles painted on the front. It makes ya think don't it? I always wonder about the world, and say:

"How could something so deliberate, happen by accident?"

I'll leave that one for you to ponder Mr Hundred. I never did know your real name.

Jun. 24, 2009 | 10:23 PM NeverHundred responds:

I'm sure my name is somewhere on this site.I remember writing a blag about my last name and how it's been corrupted over the generations... corrupted much to my liking actually.

I always assumed that the universe was always here...
"How could something infinite instantly come into existance." Although it probibly wasn't always in the same form it is now. Perhaps it has been in differant forms... I liked the concept of a lovecraftian creatures, Aboliths, born before the modern univers, in some sort of primordal void, a universe far differant than our own. This creatures pass there memories on genetically and are able to recall there origins... and they hate what the word has become.

At the same time there is a species from the end of this universe, just as the universe is about to transform into something that is inhospitable to there existance. These species have one option to save there race, and that is to travel back in time. They work in the past to achieve this goal, even though they know full well it has already been achieved since if it hadn't worked than they wouldn't even be there. A bit paradoxical, but than agian what isn't.

The interesting thing comwess into place if the two species of the past and the future were to meet. For the species from the past can recall the origins of nearly every creature they run into since they have all the knowledge of there collective ancesters withen there mind. Imagine there fear and frustration at meeting a species who's origins they can't quite pin down.