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You say anarchy, I say government you say temporary, I say permanent You say disillusionment, I say wonder You say talented, I say neverhundred.

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NeverHundred

There is Cake

Posted by NeverHundred Jun. 25, 2009 @ 7:15 AM EDT

The Cake is a lie...

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Updated: 06/29/09 9:51 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

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Jun. 25, 2009 | 3:56 PM Sinitech says:

Will there be cotton candy?

Jun. 26, 2009 | 12:15 AM NeverHundred responds:

There can not. Last sunday there was, but you missed it. We only throw parties when you're not around. Becuase you get drunk and start fights. If you were nicer and didn't scratch at peoples eyes than we could tolerate such behavoir. Sorry.

Jun. 25, 2009 | 10:16 PM nietzlawe says:

What about a Cumpany? I'm sure everyone will know what is involved. But then I realised that we've all already started our own Cumpany.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 12:22 AM NeverHundred responds:

Fuck yeah! Let's do this. Wait... you get that dildo away from me. NOOOOoooooo oo ooo oooo oo o oo o!!! oh, that's not a didlo, it's a mobile phone. And you are using it to call the police on me for disturbing the peace... disturbing the piece of a suburban community.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 12:48 PM Sinitech says:

I promise I'll start being nicer!

You're going to make me cry.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 6:09 AM NeverHundred responds:

Don't cry, 'cuase if you start crying than I'll start crying. And I don't think either of us can afford to lose anymore face. I know I can't...

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:46 PM danicos says:

hey look,its neverhundred

Jun. 27, 2009 | 6:07 AM NeverHundred responds:

Oh shit, I've been spotted! Must think up a quick excuse...

"Hello. I was just... watering my lawn." Good one.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 3:22 AM Sinitech says:

Not really, but I heard there was this guy in the water basket the other day wearing tennis shoes and a Hawaiian T-Shirt last yesterday.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 6:07 AM NeverHundred responds:

What now in the hoosbah?

The sheriff don't like it! Rock the the hoosbah, rock the hoosbah! The sheriff don't like it! Rock the the hoosbah, rock the hoosbah!

Updated: Jun. 28, 2009, 3:25 AM
Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:29 PM Nacale says:

Soooo, what's this company do? @_@

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:35 PM NeverHundred responds:

It rocks hoosbahs? I'm a businessman not an ideaman. I'll let the scientists and philosopher's come up with the questions and answers, that's there job. My job is to prophet off of it.

Updated: Jun. 28, 2009, 2:36 PM
Jun. 28, 2009 | 4:24 PM Proottalfain says:

Woah.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 5:34 PM NeverHundred responds:

no.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 5:00 PM Nacale says:

lol, that doesn't sound fair, not at all. I'd like to be VP! Make it happen! >:D

Jun. 28, 2009 | 5:35 PM NeverHundred responds:

Alright. I think this is really gonna work this time.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 8:34 PM nietzlawe says:

We shall start a company and begin by handing out billions of pamplets, or we could promote our company by making up a crock of false shit, like the bible and put it out there in book form.

See how I've already managed to lure you into starting a religion rather than a company? Crafty wasn't it? But the real gang were much better than me at pulling the static wiry wool over people's eyes. I hate saying the word 'people', I don't know why, it just makes me cringe because once you've said, 'people', you have effectively incriminated everybody, even if they were not part of the scourge. Its like saying, 'Iran dangerous', suddenly everyone in Iran is incriminated, rather than just the school dropout soldiers and the warmongerers. That sounds like a profession.

"Hey! I'm a warmongererererererer, can I interest you in buying some war!!!!!!"

So yeah, this has strayed off topic badly, I have ADD, there is no doubt about it whatsoever, maybe I should go see a docto... Putting my chicken in the oven.

See! Subject shouldn't change that quickly! Its the ADD.

Adorable Deficit Disorder.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:18 PM NeverHundred responds:

You could have said sheep. And it would have gone well with the "wool over their eyes" deal. Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. Cake lyrics... another cake lyric to pop into my head while reading this. We are building a religion, we are making it bigger. We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes...

Good stuff that band. Good stuff.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:52 PM Nacale says:

I'd throw out ideas, but like you said.....it's not my job. I'll let all the thinkers and stuff go at it. And when they finally think they've got it, I'll shoot it down. :)

Jun. 29, 2009 | 8:23 AM NeverHundred responds:

Of course, that's just good form right there. Very post-modernist... very corrective course adjustimative.

Let's sell proxie bank accounts and ponzy schemes. I hear they've been all the rage amongst the wallstreet trickster princes.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 12:51 PM Frenzy says:

How did you get the bars red at the bottom?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 1:15 PM NeverHundred responds:

When you copy the data on youtube some options should appear right below where the data text is. You can choose the colors there. It's pretty simple, just look for it when you copy the data.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:57 PM Nacale says:

Did you come up with that? If so, may I remind you that it's not your place to think stuff up! Do I have to NOT do everything around here myself!?!?!?! >:(

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:18 PM NeverHundred responds:

No, I just said that I stole the idea from those reptiles who are all up in the wallstreet.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:13 PM nietzlawe says:

The wool over the sheep's eyes! I should have seen it, but I didn't! I didn't see it and now I will be haunted for the rest of my living days because I failed to produce that joke when it was most needed, most required! I'm a failure, I can't do anything right... I'm going away now to read the World Atlas backwards.............

There are new blogs in the pipeline, well they are out of the pipeline now. Not that I'm hinting for comments or anything like a true charity case. Hint! Hint! New blogs! What could it all mean!

Jun. 30, 2009 | 8:04 AM NeverHundred responds:

I have posted a few songs... hint hint

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