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Huge Spaceship

Posted by NeverHundred - September 21st, 2010


Folks, the suns atmosphere has expanded to engulf and destroy Mercury and Venus. Can we please start working on a huge spaceship? The oceans are boiling, the sky is deep red and everyone is complaining. I for one have had enough of this, does anyone have the box set for Deep Throat? The end is nigh and I am still a virgin. But we all saw that coming... or shall we say cumming. People are collapsing and melting into the sidewalk, buildings are being uprooted by lava and volcanic steam. Hopefully the seven eleven will still be open. This heat, makes me want to stop by there and buy on of those 99 cent Arizona Ice Tea cans. Perfect for an apocolyptic day like today.


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lets go to canada and make a spasse shup

Canada... you know how I feel about Canada. I've made it abundantly clear, I wouldn't be caught dead in Canada, end of story.

There's actually a full moon out right now.

It's making everything all blue and bright.

I hate it.

Did I make you look outside? When was the last time you did that?

I actually had looked outside before I read this, as I noticed a bright blue light on the side of my house as I was walking by the window and thought something was up.

Apparently, I'm paranoid.

Oh... so the moon wasn't trying to devour the earth. Unlike last time...

dude your aliuve praise jesus hows your hobo adventyre been?

I may be alive, but newsflash I'm actually died... I'm just imbodying the flesh of a living person so that I appear to be alive.

So if you have a question for me, or anyone else... just call or e-mail me and I just might have an answer.

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NeverHundred

Backwards it spells derdnuHreveN

Also pee poo. PEEEEE POOOOOOO!!!!

DOO DOO CACA POOPOO PEEPEE

It's good to see someone on a similar maturity level as myself.

i'm actually quite smart with shit

Intelligence has nothing to do with maturity. And I wasn't being sarcastic, condescending or belittling. I was being very much sincere and serious about the whole thing.

The 23rd aniversary of my birth is in three days and I demand that you make a topic about it.

Who are you? At first I was like, "Oh, I know this guy." But than I was like, "Wait, do I know this guy?" And than I was like, "Hmmm, I don't think I know this guy." And than I was like, "nah, I don't know this guy."

In other news, the robots would help us because they thought we were law breakers. I just wanted to go to the Cherry Shack!!! Strip joint or a place to get cherry flavored shakes... you decide.

how's your day going brah

I'm only feeling a little bit suicidal... just a smidge. Though on the bright side I did steal 97 cars and suck 43 dicks... so, you know, you win some you lose some.

43 dicks, that's a good day's work right dere.

WAIT DID YOU SAY SUICIDAL

Nah, I got better. I could never kill myself. I don't have that kind of will. anyway, why do something that's going to happen on it's own anyway. I am committing suicide in a way, and my method of choice is time. It's the slowest and most painful way to die, but I'm patient.

I'm sorry, I should never have made that remark.