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For the hell of it.

Posted by NeverHundred - December 3rd, 2010


Smithing. Is is sexy? Specifically woman who smith, you know crafting things out of metal. Tools, weapons, horseshoes, whatever. Or is the only hot stove you'd want your lady working over the one in the kitchen?
But think about all the sexy things they could smith. All sorts of kinky toys and shit. Us it a good idea to play a game of horseshoes using your erection the peg? No... no it is not.

My perfect date would revolve around playing a game of Army Men. But how do you play Army Men? That is a question children a have struggled with for years. And whatever conclusion they came up with is wrong. They can never truly enjoy the game, you need to be in love to enjoy this game... and at restaurant. So it's date night, what can you do to make this a night to remember? If your girlfriend/boyfriend truly loved you they'd understand that the key to your heart is little plastic figures that waving firearms about. So bring twelve or sixteen of these guys with you to the restaurant. So while you're ordering and waiting for your meal it is time to discretely play ARMY MEN! But the objective isn't to actually play, or to defeat the other player in some strategic campaign. No the point is to play with little plastic toys in a restaurant without any other patrons or employees noticing what you are doing.
If one of you is caught they're the ones to pay for the meal!


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