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Entry #150

The truth about artificial sweeteners.

2013-07-20 23:18:19 by NeverHundred

Artificial sugar has no carbs, this should be a good thing right? Nope, tongue tastes something sweet, brain says, "Ah ha, that sure is sweet. It must have carbs, carbs are energy we got to have a plan for this energy. I know just the man for the job, do your thing Pancreas."
And the Pancreas is like, "Ooo! Digestive hormones, that's kind of my thing... this calls for some insulin! You go little guys!"
And so the little insulin bunnies start hopping around, and they're going through the system and making it all ready for any excess energy and all that. And the body isn't burning the energy so the insulin bunnies decide to hop around and make fat cells to store the non-carbs. But there are no carbs to store and the bodies like, "Dude, what gives. You've got these empty fat cells, go fill them up."

This makes the people hungry and they have to eat real food. Only when they do that the body makes twice as many fat cells so if you mix artificial sweeteners with real carbs, you'll actually become fatter than if you went without the artificial sweeteners.

This is what insulin looks like.

The truth about artificial sweeteners.


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DoomroarDoomroar

2013-08-09 03:41:23

There, there, don't be so harsh with yourself. is known to a variety of persons, that the juvenile versions, of a lot of organism, appear to be appealing. So maybe when they grow, they became something more, atrocious, ferocious, voracious, dangerous, horrendous, and other ous, that may speak of ugliness, and satiate my pleas.

NeverHundred responds:

Oh, I had forgotten entirely about that. I just meant that in general, I'm a failure.


DoomroarDoomroar

2013-08-08 13:34:07

Sorry man still too damn cute!

(Updated ) NeverHundred responds:

I'm a failure.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-08-08 13:05:40

Time for some soft music for a change:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNCx7LDv7Ng

NeverHundred responds:

I can't.


DoomroarDoomroar

2013-08-06 20:37:06

The world of fluffiness is a big one indeed, a little bit too big...

NeverHundred responds:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums /g62/Savieri/GreenBunny.jpg

More to your liking?


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-08-06 19:51:31

Robot vocalists on X Factor with electronic judges saying in a Dalek type voice:

You. Are. Not. Good. Enough. Exterminate! Exterminate!

NeverHundred responds:

The Dal-X factor.


DoomroarDoomroar

2013-08-06 16:17:10

Not only cat barf, kittens are also way noisier than bunnies, it really goes downside.
so why is people loving cats so much anyways?

NeverHundred responds:

I have no clue. I may have to make a list of top ten animals that are so much more adorable than Cats.

Here are a few contenders.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr _m3xv1cx7og1r230nyo1_400.gif
http://i.imgur.com/XirnH59.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr _m3o9s4DPKL1qfhi16o1_250.gif


DoomroarDoomroar

2013-08-05 22:07:06

Or you can eat no sweeteners or any sweets at all, unless you actually want those bunnies to go rampant inside your body, in which case... being them so cute and sweet, i'm sure that there should be a completely useless but profitable marked for them somewhere out there, a marked in which someone with extra insulin bunnies could be taking advantage of. Now if only they were kittens... we all would have diabetes.

NeverHundred responds:

Kittens! I don't need cat barf all over my insides.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-08-05 20:56:23

It sure is Electronica. And I elect Ronnie Carr to be the lead guitarist. With his stoic nature and unflappable composure. Compressorhead are the perfect band, they don't have groupies or take drugs... Well at least not that we know about!

NeverHundred responds:

Ronnie Carr from The Cars.
Also if they're looking for a vocalist here's who might show up to the try outs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf xkhzGqZIs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u nhzhTV8kw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X 9Zuf9kPKU


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-08-04 22:06:33

I am taking my new band on tour. We will dominate, dominate I tells ya. They never tire, they will never retire. But at some point, they may have to be rewired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqE9zIp0Muk

NeverHundred responds:

Electronica: Music produced by machines or computers.

Does that mean this is electronica?


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-08-04 21:51:53

You told me to drink all these bottles of Contamine.

That is the last time I take your advice...... Orally.

NeverHundred responds:

Yeah, I give the worst advice. I'm a horrible person, and I know it.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-08-04 21:40:18

I can't meet the meat murderer. I'm not wearing my best suit... of armour.

Armour makes sense seeing how he is probably going to try hacking at me precisely 32 minutes into our lunch conversation.

I feel guilty about spelling armour with a U even though I'm English. Does that make me an American?

NeverHundred responds:

Congratulations, you have been contaminated.


SinitechSinitech

2013-08-04 02:39:08

It's funny because it was never funny.

NeverHundred responds:

No, it wasn't.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-31 16:06:50

Can't afford to buy 'meat' I mean.

Dammit, now that's a good rhyme ruined.

Can we take again?

NeverHundred responds:

Nope. You'll have to meet the meat murderer.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-31 16:02:27

You may run on roads, but I run the streets mo'fucker.

Run them into the ground.

Now no fucker around here can afford to eat,
And it's all because of me,
That people can't afford to buy meet,
Or a new wife beat,
Er...
Shirt.

NeverHundred responds:

Good effort. An A for Affort. Wait that's not how it's spelled.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-29 14:40:00

Those fans have plans. Plans to smoke a thousand grams of coke.

NeverHundred responds:

Beep beep, out of my way! RRRRAAAAAAGGGHRR


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-27 15:48:27

The fans keep uncool musicians, cool.

NeverHundred responds:

A fan with a plan.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-26 23:33:27

If the stage collapses, it will be caught by the fans. A stage dive.

NeverHundred responds:

The fans hold up the musicians.


JackhoJackho

2013-07-26 16:51:32

Write your letters in the sand for the day I'll take your hand in the land that our grand children knew~

NeverHundred responds:

Queen.


SinitechSinitech

2013-07-26 14:50:09

I knew there was a reason I gained 375 lbs in two weeks.

NeverHundred responds:

What he's not telling us is that 250 of those pounds are his PENIS! O_O


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-25 12:18:32

Your air guitar is too heavy? Well, I did say that this concert would be a heavy gig.

NeverHundred responds:

But what about the stage... what if it collapses.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-24 17:08:37

NO, YOU GET OUT!!!

... YOUR AIR GUITAR!!!

NeverHundred responds:

I can't, it's too heavy... compressed air guitar, the notes just don't sound right, the sound file is just is too compressed.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-24 16:26:44

If there is one thing I can't stand, it's weak floors.

In fact, if it's one thing I can't 'stand on' it's weak floors.

NeverHundred responds:

Your floors are weak and your haircut is stupid.... NOW GET OUT!!!


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-24 13:36:37

You complained about the noise too, but it fell on deaf ears.

NeverHundred responds:

I went down into the basement, lifted up the ceiling tiles to see if the floor will hold the weight I was gonna put on it.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-24 13:34:07

You were deafened in that match. By the overpowering sound of fake air guitars.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-23 19:20:22

Read my new blog. Not only do we commit thunderstick, but we also have a pillow fight to the death.

It's not to be missed.

NeverHundred responds:

I died in that deathmatch.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-23 17:54:42

It must be the hashish, skewered eyeballs that make you shout sheesh. the fuckin' night's just begun, hell has frozen over, creating a potent odour. The corpse of somebody who froze to death. Rose to fame like Axl.

There's the stick, look, it's right there... In my eye!! Oh god, I can't see a thing, someone call an ambulance. Narggh, why are you all cheering?! I'm really hurt guys! And gals!

Who the hell put the fun in Funderstick.

NeverHundred responds:

The answer to the question is drug cartels.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-23 14:56:31

I just don't get hit, in the conflict. I got pulverised!

We lost Nietz on the battlefield earlier today, he stepped on a land mine, blew him clean in half. The Ogrish camera crew were there filming. They would do anything to get a scoop, a scoop full of human remains that is. They would do anything to get a photo shoot, or take photographs of shootings. Luckily, we managed to stitch Nietz back together, although he still lies dormant in a coma, we've tried smelling salts and other aromatic scents to wake this fucking spastic up. He's not moving a muscle, or a cockle, he's just deep in thought, lost in sleep... Head cold like frost and sleet, like a corpse underneath an Holocaustic sheet. He's dead to the whole world, we can't wake him, we've tried everything, we can't make him open his eyes, even if we shake him. Or psychologically break him. He is comatose, even his toes are in a coma. Maybe its time to switch off the Life Support.

NeverHundred responds:

Wake up dude, the game's about to start. The game that will determine whether the weather will be nice today. It's called Thunderstick, and we throw the stick into the sky and who ever catches it with their eye will say, "Fuck! there's a stick in my eye! Damn it all to hell and back!" and if hell freezes over than we'll bring our skates.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-22 19:47:35

Must stop, right this mincemeat... Right this mincestant... Right this instant.

I get it. I totally do.

NeverHundred responds:

My reception is down, I'm not getting any signal. I just don't get it.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-22 19:44:51

Artistically official sweeteners that wear sweaters and play tennis, then swerve sideways to avoid a head-on collision with a thousand decision-makers. Those decision-makers were actually protesters, pro-testers having a full war against the Demon-strators.

Who won? The people who sat on the fence, watching.

Insulin makes you look sullen. That's why it's now called Insullen.

Which is insulting in itself.

NeverHundred responds:

In soul in.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-22 13:25:35

And then 'those' dog biscuits get fed to humans.

NeverHundred responds:

This madness must stop right this mincemeat.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2013-07-21 14:42:02

Explicit Scientific research in the Chandel Laboratory.

Coming after the break, what happens when humans eat dog biscuits!

NeverHundred responds:

The conclusion: They turn into dog biscuits.


JackhoJackho

2013-07-21 09:25:20

I wish I had a pet insulin

NeverHundred responds:

It's better than rabid insulin.


VicariousEVicariousE

2013-07-21 01:04:28

Dem bunnies know what they're talking about. Not to mention, saccharine-type sweeteners noticeably kill your immune system, and you along with it *picture of a dog eating poo, not necessarily its own poo*

NeverHundred responds:

You're statements only bring up deeper more sinister questions.


InnudationInnudation

2013-07-21 01:01:40

Well spoken.

NeverHundred responds:

Ill tokens.


InnudationInnudation

2013-07-20 23:43:40

Da truth behind shoes.

NeverHundred responds:

The lies behind facts.