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NeverHundred
You say anarchy, I say government you say temporary, I say permanent You say disillusionment, I say wonder You say talented, I say neverhundred.

Eric Chandel @NeverHundred

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when is this happenings

Lasterday.

oh no OO

Festerday too.

Jesus christ man just stick in a I triple E cable

I could do that. But what if I couldn't?

Oh man I know how you feel, the other day I woke up, drank a bottle of vodka, masturbated for fourteen hours then went back to sleep.

now that's the life. The life of degradation and dystopation. Playing with your "magic staff".

Sounds like a party. one with a prehensile penis.

My magic staff is awesome, it's got a +5 against nymphs. The other day I made a slight of hand and a hide check and my magic staff swung around and shot up my cave of bowl babies... feels good man.

You must be getting faulty information. You see a nymph is a type of fay, fay are resistant to magic... that's why people use cold iron weapons against faylike creatures, vold iron is naturally resistant to magic. Which is also why it's twice as expensive to enchant.

If anything nymphs enjoy the magic staff. I just used D&D logic to explain slut fuckin'.

Yay... now I can have to penises... I mean 'magic staffs'.

Duel penetration. uh... I mean duel... magic? nope, I meant duel penetration.