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NeverHundred
You say anarchy, I say government you say temporary, I say permanent You say disillusionment, I say wonder You say talented, I say neverhundred.

Eric Chandel @NeverHundred

Age 36, Male

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ME

Joined on 4/26/08

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Comments

comment on my news post.

Comment on my news post first... oh, wait... NOW WAIT ASEC, THAT HARDLY COUNTS FOR ANYTHING!

I'll show you the what-for!!!

That gif always makes me giggle.

Giggle giggle.

That cat is a terrorist.

I want a cactus.

Here take these nine stray cacti. They've been following me everywhere I've been since noon last thursday.

PMSEDO4O01!

PMS EDO 4001

enlightening.

Borderline spam anus.

By golly, it turns out the last words I needed to complete my madlib were an adjective, a noun and a body part. You clever trickle of piss, how did you know?

Isn't it obvious? I'm God.

In fact, you're the only one that sees my account on this website. The hundreds of news posts and comments on them on my page, and my comments on others? Figments of your imagination. None of them really happened. Seriously, go check. They won't be there.

Now don't panic or get paranoid. Just go to church tomorrow, and all will be explained, son.

NEVER!!! YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!

Also if they are still there when you check then we'll go with the other scenario and just say that I'm your alt.

NEVER!!! YO ARE NOT MY SON!!!

And if that's not the case then I don't know man I just don't know.

okay... you're my second cousins brothers best friends room mate twice removed from a college campus for public nudity.

None of that.

Okay.