I am going to a wedding this weekend. I haven't decided on whether or not I will bring the laptop. I am a bit paranoid about ol' Lars here. He's getting up there in age, he's nearly five years old now. In computer years that's down right venerable. My computer is a saint among computers. But enough about Lars, what have we to say of this wedding business...

One of my old chums from high school is getting married, his name is David. He is getting married to someone I haven't even really talked to, I think her name is Chelsea though. And my other chums will be there, the ones I knew from high school and D&D games. Seems like smooth sealing to me... unless there be sharks, sharks would make chum out of us. Also tonight is the Bachelors party... which will consist of an Epic Level D&D game. Starting level thirty. I' going to play a bard... for obvious reasons. But honestly... I am only mildly thrilled. I've grown tired of these table top RPGs, and they get even more dull after you get past level six.

But it's what my friends wanted to do, so I approve, and I will play this game. As the nefarious... something or other.

Maybe I should add a bit more concerning the wedding. Personally, I think it's great. The day after is my brothers birthday... I'm sure I'll be able to get back for that. So this weekend I will get to enjoy both wedding cake and birthday cake. I lost my ID but I doubt they'll card at the reception. Regardless I really should find that thing... eventually. But it'll be cool. I'm not one of the groomsmen. But... that's okay... they got the cheapest tuxes, so they'll all be suffering in the heat. So I will not only be able to enjoy peoples excitement and happiness... but also their torture.

I couldn't get a wedding gift because I'm poor, so I'll feel kind of bad about that. I joked I was going to get them a cloth hanger, because the bride to be is pregnant. No one laughed. Okay... one person laughed. I will not name names, just in case David reads this and decides the joke was not funny. Because he could definitely kick my ass. And he could beat me and everyone else I know in a fight. Because all my friends are nerds and pacifists. Well, except maybe Jimmy... he's a nerd... but the kind of nerd that became a black belt. But that's neither here nor there. Except that person will be at the wedding as well, so I suppose if things turn into a brawl than we will see who walks out the victor.

Wedding turned warfare?