I've been doing animal facts. I pretty much make bullshit animal facts.

Send me your questions in letter form. Give me a name and address... I don't even care if it's your name or your address either. It's a part of the gag, I read that Micheal from Worcester Massachusetts sent me a letter asking, "Do peacocks have pea cocks?" and than I answer with some sort of explanation such as, "OF COURSE!!!" or whatever.

Seams like that time again.
Time for animal facts.
Contrarily to popular belief the anteater actually detests ants.
The walrus is a made up animal, invented to strike fear into the hearts of pirates everywhere.
Thanks to their mystical understanding of calculators, canaries make excellent accountants.
That is all, this has been Animal Facts with Eric Chandel

Time for animal facts.
The snowy owl is one of the few birds that travels to tahiti for it's vacations.
All sea cucumbers are fluent in French.
Police officers in San Diego have been struggling with a lack of funding and mass casualties while they attempt to deal with the recent crime increase attributed to the hamster mafia.
This has been your host Eric Chandel,You have been watching Animal Facts.

Those are some examples of my animal facts. Might record and submit a few to the audio portal. Or maybe make a flash cartoon out of it. If I could install flash on this computer. But I'm not sure I have the space on this thing... also I'm not artist or animator, so I probably couldn't get my shit together to make a cartoon. It's hard work. Hard work I don't have.

Nevermind.