I have good news everyone.

Lars is now dead. My laptop is gone. It was finally time to pull the plug on that computer.

It has been slowly dying for the past couple weeks. My brother took it apart to find the problem... but it was not easily taken apart. Pretty sure he just tore it to pieces like one tears a part the map that reveals were they hide there secret treasure

I do not think I'll be getting that back together any time sure. To make matters worse (or better depending on your perspective) I will soon be without residency. Looks like I'll be traveling the countryside as a wandering minstrel. It will rock, and I will probably die.

But first, I think I'll head for Pen Island.

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Boss 2010-08-01 13:49:06

fuck dude

i wish i could be homeless a little while
it would be fine until you starved

remember to be a penny pincher no more mexican days

also; act insane

NeverHundred 2010-08-01 13:49:06

The second suggestion should come naturally to me. But the first bit is not so easily done.

Boss 2010-08-01 13:49:17

PISS ON HER SHIRT YEAH THATS HOTv

NeverHundred 2010-08-01 13:49:17

It was not meant to be a sexual act, it was retaliatory. She pissed on my dog, than stole my bike first. I didn't know she was into that kind of stuff... I just thought she was being weird.

Boss 2010-08-01 14:42:57

SAVE YOUR MONEY DAMNIT

also if homeless, stop eating breakfasts to cut down on expenses.

NeverHundred 2010-08-01 14:42:57 (Updated 2010-08-01 15:18:05)

I already don't eat breakfast OR lunch. I also need to buy things for my friends so they will still love me.

Sinitech 2010-08-01 18:42:03

Travel here and I'll let you live in a tent in my backyard.

You'll be well fed and I'll call you Scruffy.

Also, beat up your brother.

NeverHundred 2010-08-01 18:42:03

Done, and done.

OnionsXD 2010-08-01 21:26:08

Ah that sucks, my laptop was acting weird freezing up and stuff so I just left it alone for a couple days and now it works again! Lucky me! :D

NeverHundred 2010-08-01 21:26:08

I despise you.

MarkySpark 2010-08-01 22:36:24

1 litre of milk
2kg potatoes
1 milk bread
2 corn on the cob
6 eggs
1 pack bacon
1 packet of instant soup
1 packet of chips
1 pack honey puffs
1 bucket of chicken (southern fried)
4 burgers (100% onion)
1 pack chinese ribs
1 pack chinese wings
1 indian curry
2 poppadoms
1 pack of marlboro (soft)
4 cheese toasties
24 cans of miller light
2 10oz steaks
1 jock strap
3 pairs of socks
1 nightdress (pink)
1 packet of cheerios
1 lettuce
2 bananas
1 apple
1 new laptop

Lars R.I.P

NeverHundred 2010-08-01 22:36:24

Things I have broken.

RedBlueberries 2010-08-01 23:21:17

Come live in Canada. We have awesome social benefits.

NeverHundred 2010-08-01 23:21:17

What are your policies on deathmatches? Oh, that's right, YOU DON'T HAVE DEATH MATCHES. tsk tsk, that's just... it's sad really. You people are really missing out on some good death matches, that's for sure.

Sinitech 2010-08-02 00:41:52

Yeah, don't go to Canada, man. That's totally weak.

Hang out in my backyard and we can murder prostitutes for fun and shit.

It's all good, holmes.

NeverHundred 2010-08-02 00:41:52

Now that sounds more exciting than... eh, nothing excites me anymore these days. Not even planting a bomb on a stripper bus that is set once the bus drives over fifty miles per hour, and than goes off when it drives under 180 miles an hour.

Oh, but how we laughed and laughed.

pirate9899 2010-08-02 12:03:10

*kicks you in teh balls*

NeverHundred 2010-08-02 12:03:10

Thank you kind sir.

Proottalfain 2010-08-02 14:18:16

Damn dude that sucks hard. How are you going to survive?

NeverHundred 2010-08-02 14:18:16

Eh, I've been through worse. I've gone coach surfing before. Hopped from one friends living room floor one night, to sleeping in some strangers tub. Maybe I'll follow the train tracks. Maybe I'll live off little debbies snacks.

But until my land lord forcefully evicts, dragging me kicking, while I tightly grip the door frame shouting, "NO!!! LARS!!! LARS!!! LARS!!! ... BROTHERRRR!!!!"

NeverHundred 2010-08-03 15:37:50

What if one of my whims or desires is to leave the bed? *everyone stares at Eric with dumbstruck eyes, certianly he couldn't be suggesting... leaving the bed, that's, it's preposterous! He's gone and went MAD!!!*

ZidaneHaruno 2010-08-03 18:52:26

That's not good news, not good nes at all, it's great news.

NeverHundred 2010-08-03 18:52:26

Sure is yah little cock eater. It sure is. Now why don't'cha run on home for year tasty supper.

People are funny sometimes.

Boss 2010-08-03 19:34:13

Well we had good times with Lars. Remember when he set up the sniper rifle post, and we went and tricked some pimps into walking down the street with us like we were pals, then he shot the pimps and we took their money, then a riot of asians came after us?

NeverHundred 2010-08-03 19:34:13

No.

OnionsXD 2010-08-03 21:05:20

Wait, so your going to become homeless? That's not good...:(

NeverHundred 2010-08-03 21:05:20

It'll probably be the last great adventure of my life.

DrClay 2010-08-04 07:55:34

Good News Everyone! I'm a horses butt. (Futurama)

NeverHundred 2010-08-04 07:55:34

But... it's true righ?

pirate9899 2010-08-04 12:38:32

*bites you*

NeverHundred 2010-08-04 12:38:32

*bites back* Will we continue our biting game, 'til neither of us are left.

DrClay 2010-08-04 14:26:09

Na, I am not pretty enough to be a horses as =3

NeverHundred 2010-08-04 14:26:09

I know the feeling... of my crotch on fire. The flames, they purge me of my sexual desire.