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NeverHundred
You say anarchy, I say government you say temporary, I say permanent You say disillusionment, I say wonder You say talented, I say neverhundred.

Eric Chandel @NeverHundred

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How can I get involved in this industry...

Posted by NeverHundred - August 6th, 2010


The porno industry. Because I can point a camera or some lights or whatever. Music isn't working out, my dad wants me to get a real job... and I want to continue pissing him off. If I'm in the adult industry I can do both... that way no one is happy.

I have ideas for odd shows too, not really pornography... but weird stuff. Maybe borderline porno, more on the artsy side of the fence I guess. I still like my idea for Eargasm... and I have another idea called Molatovs and Flareguns. That last one will probably need to be animated. I'm not one for pyrotechnics... yet.

I really with I was feeling more inspired musically, but lately I've had nothing. Just can manage to come up with any good rifts or melodies. Also without a computer how can I do any of this. Well that pretty much puts that plan out of commission.

So let's form a company, let's film some porn... because sex pays. I could use the cash, it could be a creative output. Too bad no one here is old enough to be involved in the business. I try to talk to the older users but they don't really like me. They think I'm a weirdo... a weirdo who wants to make pornos tp get back at his parents. Even though they'd probably approve on the grounds of I'm actually doing something with my life for once.

Not that I talk to them anymore. But if I did get a job in the porn industry, I'll make sure they're well aware. That why they can do the right thing and officially disown me, and destance me from the family. Haha, good luck with that! Chandel isn't that common a last name now is it!

Will I ever grow out of this rebellious phase... give me five seconds and we will see. . . . . nope.


Comments

why do you want to piss of your dad? you think that will make your life better? if you have resentment in your heart you will always be miserable. and 22 is way too old to be in a rebellious phase.

otherwise, count me in on the porn company. my profile says im 15, but I'm really 21 lolz

If pissing people off wont make me happy, than I don't want to be happy.

Get some people together. Make them fuck. Make it unique. Post it on the Internet. Voila!

??? = profit.

*hands you some choc cake*

I'll pass, it'll go straight to my love handles... oh wait, I'm incapable of love... that it'll go straight to my hate handles.

*hnads you a carrot cake*

Did you say... carrot cake? ... carrot cake? Carrot... CAKE! CARRRROTTT CAAAAAKE?!?! CAAAAAAAAAAREHATE CAKE!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!

...sure.

Haha, your very funny. I hope the porno thing works out for you!

I find you and your cheery disposition incredibly annoying.

WEll, that is clearly bullshit.

Bullshit is the foundation of civilization.

Also if the people who built this fine nation hadn't gone through an adult rebelious stage than we'd still be bowing to a monarchy. Think of all the great music we wouldn't have if it for those professional rebels. Think of all the people still alive today fighting for freedom and anarchy.

And imagine hoow the world would be if there wasn't any resistance to anything. That's what we call boring old peace. Which is founded in logically thinking and action, in maturity and emotional reservation.

Well I think all that is boring and stoobid! I refuse to be responsible and reasonable. I will die before I become one of those boring old geezers.

and returning to the subject of bullshit... you're a poopy.

What I said is clearly bullshit.

Now you're just twisting the words around like a politician. Get out of here you charlatan, and take that onion with you.

omtish

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

you dont like onions?

Well... there is one onion in particular that I do not like. The XD variety of onion. He knows why.