What, she banned my friend Nietzlawe from posting on her internet newgrounds profile post thing! Or maybe she didn't but the evidence says she did so I'm going to have to take immediate action and ban her from posting on my blogs. To which KailaCakes responds with, "What?"
And I with, "Byyyyeeeeeeeee!!!"
And Nietzlawe with, "Wait... actually..."
"No worries Nietlawe, I banned her from posting here, SANCTUARY! Your safe now."
"But, no, I don't want to be safe. I wanted to talk with her, at least I could try and communicate through these posts, I suppose I sill could." Nietzlawe ponders.
"Oh sure you could." Mr. Hundred nods, "But it's only going to lead to pain and sorrow."
"Uh, guys... are you seriously making this big a deal over e-friendships?"
"Of course!" The Hundred shout.
"Why wouldn't we?" Nietzlawe adds.
"I was once relevant to this discussion." Sinitech thinks to himself.

And everyone stopped and tried to remember who Sinitech was. And once they remembered it the conversation became moot. Internet friends are great, but they're not nearly as real as they seem. Projection, assumptions are just as important to our internet personas as what we build and share.