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The truth about artificial sweeteners.

Posted by NeverHundred - July 20th, 2013


Artificial sugar has no carbs, this should be a good thing right? Nope, tongue tastes something sweet, brain says, "Ah ha, that sure is sweet. It must have carbs, carbs are energy we got to have a plan for this energy. I know just the man for the job, do your thing Pancreas."
And the Pancreas is like, "Ooo! Digestive hormones, that's kind of my thing... this calls for some insulin! You go little guys!"
And so the little insulin bunnies start hopping around, and they're going through the system and making it all ready for any excess energy and all that. And the body isn't burning the energy so the insulin bunnies decide to hop around and make fat cells to store the non-carbs. But there are no carbs to store and the bodies like, "Dude, what gives. You've got these empty fat cells, go fill them up."

This makes the people hungry and they have to eat real food. Only when they do that the body makes twice as many fat cells so if you mix artificial sweeteners with real carbs, you'll actually become fatter than if you went without the artificial sweeteners.

This is what insulin looks like.

The truth about artificial sweeteners.


Comments

Da truth behind shoes.

The lies behind facts.

Well spoken.

Ill tokens.

Dem bunnies know what they're talking about. Not to mention, saccharine-type sweeteners noticeably kill your immune system, and you along with it *picture of a dog eating poo, not necessarily its own poo*

You're statements only bring up deeper more sinister questions.

I wish I had a pet insulin

It's better than rabid insulin.

I knew there was a reason I gained 375 lbs in two weeks.

What he's not telling us is that 250 of those pounds are his PENIS! O_O

Write your letters in the sand for the day I'll take your hand in the land that our grand children knew~

Queen.

It's funny because it was never funny.

No, it wasn't.

Or you can eat no sweeteners or any sweets at all, unless you actually want those bunnies to go rampant inside your body, in which case... being them so cute and sweet, i'm sure that there should be a completely useless but profitable marked for them somewhere out there, a marked in which someone with extra insulin bunnies could be taking advantage of. Now if only they were kittens... we all would have diabetes.

Kittens! I don't need cat barf all over my insides.

Not only cat barf, kittens are also way noisier than bunnies, it really goes downside.
so why is people loving cats so much anyways?

I have no clue. I may have to make a list of top ten animals that are so much more adorable than Cats.

Here are a few contenders.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr _m3xv1cx7og1r230nyo1_400.gif
http://i.imgur.com/XirnH59.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr _m3o9s4DPKL1qfhi16o1_250.gif

The world of fluffiness is a big one indeed, a little bit too big...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums /g62/Savieri/GreenBunny.jpg

More to your liking?

Sorry man still too damn cute!

I'm a failure.

There, there, don't be so harsh with yourself. is known to a variety of persons, that the juvenile versions, of a lot of organism, appear to be appealing. So maybe when they grow, they became something more, atrocious, ferocious, voracious, dangerous, horrendous, and other ous, that may speak of ugliness, and satiate my pleas.

Oh, I had forgotten entirely about that. I just meant that in general, I'm a failure.