It's doubles as an instrument that would cause massive chronic overload and a transportation vehicle. Sounds like a sound Idea to me. Nothing wrong with that... heh, heh.

huh. yeah... I think the picture really says it all. I probibly don't even need any further explaination. But I do hate empty space.

Interesting take on George Carlin's seven words you can't say on T.V.

There are a few things here I'm not sure about. I mean isn't Rape and AIDs kind of like the staples of most jokes out in the BBS? All in all, not as funny as Seven Words You Can't Say On T.V.

Also I say "Meh" all the time, not really in a negative way. Just to put forward my apathy or indifference in a given situation. The rest pretty much make sense.

Tribesman 1: "Hey, that big toothy monster sure seems to like that weird looking plant."

Tribesman 2: "Oh, man, he is fucked up."

Tribesman 3: "Man, if that 250-pound animal gets that trashed on the stuff... "

Tribesman 1: "Let's go!"

Never tried it.

I want to keep the picture up so I'm not really making a new post. But I'm changing everything else so it might as well be new. I might make a new post soon though, about the same thing or maybe not... because that would be stupid.

I just got back from recording vocals for this song. I recently uploaded two songs, songs with lyrics! Well... I guess that's not new The Asshole Song has been up for a while. And now there are two more. I Hate Music and He Named His Guitar. They're about my disillusionment with my chosen vocation, which is of course Rock God... which reminds me I need to update my occupation.

Anyway you may commence with fapping to my deep masculine voice. Just make sure you keep this window open so you can view my bearded face looking forth at your disgraceful antics with approval... or is that disapproval... I always get the two mixed up.

I'm working on a parody song of Journey's Don't Stop Believing. Whether or not you'll ever get to listen to it is up in the air. I'm proud of the reworking of the lyrics... I just need to actually record shit for it. Some guitar some singing and than we'll see. And after all that I'm not sure if it will be suitable for Newgrounds... I'm confidant that the music will be done well enough. And I think that people would find my new lyrics far more superior to the original Eighties Propaganda that was written to the song...

But firstly will it be aloud? I think it's original enough that they could let it slide. Not to forget I'll be recording and working on the music. But that's the other thing I'm worried about. I have to try to sing this song... I'm not sure how that will work out. I've never really tried singing... I mean sure, I've "sung" for songs, but it's in the fashion of Kurt Cobain, punk or grunge rock kind of singing. Not that glossy eighties power rock singing. So if the singing sounds it was recorded in a torture facilty (or for a torture facility) than the chances of me sharing it is unlikely.

And I know what you're thinking: You're a musician?
Yes... I am am musician. With instruments and all that?
Yes. I play the guitar, it's actually very easy... anyone can do it. Any other questions? If not have a nice day... if so... shut your cakehole.

He approaches.

Who else likes them tharr moldy peaches?

There's no such thing
As a harmless joke
There's no such thing
As a gentle toke
There's no such thing
As panama jack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack

I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack

I like it when
My hair is poofy
I like it when
You slip me a roofy
I like it when
You've got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack

I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But I'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack

greatest lyrics of all time. And oh so true...

I feel like shit today. I'm kind of sick and I'm not adjusting to the change in season very well. My nose is running, my throat burns I have a killer headache and my patiance is worn thinner than a sheet of graphing paper. But at least I'm getting a luagh out of the whole communist china thing.

I hope it lasts for at least the entire month! I'll let you know when the amusement waers off and I start getting ferociously annoyed by the whole thing.

Good things come to those who hate...

I've been working on a song for nearly a week now. It stuill sounds like a mess and I don't know if there is much I can do to improve it without starting over. The recording quality is sad, but that's nothing new... I have shitty equeptment and my amp has been giving off a lot of feedback lately.

Anyway I'm pretty much done with the recording aspects of it anyway. I just need to see if I can't salvage it and maybe improve it a little bit. It's not bad it just feels like I should be making better music that this. I'm really putting in an effort these days, I understand music theory much better than I used to and I've improved as a musician so much in the past years. I'm just not focused enough, not organized enough...