A soldier will fight long and hard for a small piece of ribbon.

I can't play any good computer games because Daeman Tools will not run. And I can't find an easily downloaded freeware counterpart. I don't have a CD Rom drive so I can't run any real computer games. But you know what I do have Emulators for video game consoles. the NES, the SNES I even downloaded the Sega Genesis Emulator. Not sure what I'll do with it since I never liked Sega but I'll see what I can find. It's ironic, my computer CAN'T run computer games, but I've been playing Secret of Mana, Super Mario World and HArvest Moon. The only computer game I could get to work is Simfarm. I had to play that and Harvest Moon back to back. Maybe I'll try Farmville just so I can say that I've played all three and decide which on is the best. Probably go with Harvest Moon, simply because it's slightly more engaging than Simfarm, and I understand what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing. Why wont my Simfarm crops grow, oh there they are, wait, how do I harvest them. What! They died! What the fuck!!! Whatever, stupid farm. Maybe I should not have chosen Maine for my farm. I'm not even in Maine anymore.

Anyway no matter both Simfarm and Harvest Moon are far better that OTHER farming game. The one on Facebook.

Secret of Mana is the greatest, and I wish I knew how to run multi-player... although, I'm not sure why it would matter. after all you need friends to be able to truly enjoy a multiplayer game. Except for Secret of Mana because it just kicks ass no matter what the situation.

If you're feeling down, you best cheer up!

Odd Meter Rap. But what about THE FUNK? It delivers.

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Finally leaving for the webcomic convention. I'm not sure how this will play out, but given my social anxiety it is likely I will either throw up on one of the guest artists or I will freak out and run out of the building screaming bloody murder... and possibly committing a bloody murder. This is why we can't go to nice places.

In hindsight... I think I'd describe the experience as depressing, disappointing and it was all my fault. It made me feel like I will never make a single friend in the aria. That I wont feel welcome even in a place that is catered to my likes and that I am the most socially inadequate and lonely person on the planet. Why do I ever leave the house?

I'm going to Ashfield Massachusetts. Exciting? Nah, it's out in the middle of now where, but than I've lived nearly my entire life in Maine so it's probably not that different Not sure what the internet situation will be like but no matter my situation I always find a way on the net so I'm not too worried.

Even if I can't get on the internet I have a plan to pass time... by using civilization 2 multiplayer to build a post apocalyptic doom scenario of the most fictional kind.

What am I going to do in teh berkshires?
A. Become a vigilante.
B. Pet an electric eel.
C. pick a peck of pickled peppers.
D. ANARCHY

It's storytime, morrowind edition.

A Happy Bloodbath.

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In other news, this is why you shouldn't blow a soup bubble too big.

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Still on my quest to hunt the pirates terrorizing my village I had wandered through the jungle until I came to the shore. I was skipping down the beach I came across an old woman. She was of my tribe and I recognized her. She was a shaman, I'd seen her in the medicine hut. I'd always assumed she was an just and old medicine woman but she was far from the village. So I decided there was only one thing to ask the old woman, "Can you tell me a story?" And so she did...

Click here for story time.

Are you a dreamer?

If you can even call it a laptop. It's these little shit notebook type computers. I couldn't find the charger so it shut down... and now it's giving me that, "I wasn't shut down properly" bullshit. If Lars wasn't shut down properly you know what he would have done... he'd have mentioned it and than he'd have GOTTEN THE FUCK OVER IT! But no... this piece of shit doesn't know what to do, "boot last known configuration?" Acer says to his SPECIAL NEEDS teacher. "No, wait, what is safe mode? I don't know how to safe mode... let's switch to a previous system configuration. Like AcerSystem." The lappy says witha shit eating trollface grin.
"Acer, THAT'S THE ONLY SYSTEM CONFIG YOU KNOW!!!" I fume, he just stares back at me blankly with his blood shot eyes that reflect a world of too many bonghits and moshpits.
"Uh, yeah... so... let's do that." He says unconvincingly.
I look at this braindead rat stew eatin' motherfucker and sigh, "We've been trying that for the past several hours. It hasn't worked all those other times and it won't work... oh look it worked."
"Really!" He says, as if he actually had suggested something smart.
"No." I honestly reply, my visage of sarcasm fading. "No, Acer it didn't work. Of course it didn't work."

Okay enough of that. Perhaps I should just get a disc with another shit operating system on it and re-install it using Acers disc drive... oh wait, NOTEBOOKS DON'T HAVE DISC DRIVES!!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fuck you Acer, Fuck you notebooks. "hey, wait just one minute." Laura says, "I'm a notebook and if it weren't for me you wouldn't be able to post this little blog entry."
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. My only reaction is a glare of infinite anger and dispiar. Actually maybe I will respond.
"Okay Luara, you're not a whiny little bitch. But I I think you have even less memory than Acer, you're even slower... to put it bluntly, you're a moron and you can't DO anything. And that makes you worse than Acer. You couldn't even RECORD, I was actually working on songs through Acer." And than she didn't respound. But kept reminding me that it's time to shut down for new updates.

Okay, enough pretending like computers are real people. It is very important to do from time to time because who else can I yell at. I hate these computers. I'm pissed because I actually could work on songs, even though I wasn't really feeling inspired. Maybe I could get my laptop fixed but they'd probably DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING. But I suppose it would at least work. But would it really be worth it. I don't think it would...

The only site I have been enjoying lately has been Shartak and the Shartak forums, and I can already feel myself getting sick of the bullshit that is being flung around those forums. Newgrounds can still be fun, but lately I don't know... I just don't feel at home on the NG anymore. I used to think of newgrounds as my internet homebase. I'm not sure... maybe I've outgrown this place. It's no longer the first webpage I access as soon as I open my internet browser.

Not having my own computer makes me hate using computers. So I probably wont be around all that often. Unless somehow my stupid little Acer computer gets fixed. And I'm positive the problem is a software issue, so it certainly could get repaired. But that's not something I can afford right now, so I'm not sure when or if that will ever happen.

on facebook. by a girl. OH NOEZ!!!

Okay so it wasn't some random girl. We shared one friend and that friend made a post about a political candidate that he thought people should vote for. She made a response along the lines of, "I talked with him once, he never said anything about politics, he just kept speaking in cycles about nothing."
And I responded to that with, "Talking in circles about nothing? Sounds like the perfect representative for me." And you can'like' comments which she did. Than she sent me a message saying, "I think we should get to know each other." And inwardly I'm like, 'FUUUUUUUUUU!!!' because I might start talking with this person, but eventually she'll realize I'm a loser... or that I'm absolutely neurotic and a little bit insane. So i said what I always say when an attractive young lady sends me a message, "I'm not really that interesting."

And that's what I do. Because even if we did become e-pals what would the point be. Well, no, I'm fine with internet friends. But, she lives like a town away. She knows my name, she knows people i know... well a person. I don't like it when there is a chance I might actually meet a person face to face. I'm not good in those kind of interactions, I get devastatingly anxious.

Also the problem is she is actually really cute. Which frightens me more. Since if I've learned anything cute = dangerous. A large concentration of cuteness is both combustible and flamable and should be handled with care. Take this example of combustible cuteness. Example A. See that, dangerous stuff.

Okay so she response with a messgae like, "oh I think you're more interesting than claim." So I basically respond with something along the lines of, "sure." I was humoring her, being sarcastic. And she goes on about stuff, and than she asks if she spelt a word correctly and I say, "I don't care about stupid rules of grammar." and she says, "Well you should at least know them." Okay, so I'm paraphrasing here, the way she types is like the way a person would talk. She wasn't being grammatically correct this whole time.

This was my response to that, I pointed out that expression is more important than rules. I told her it was cool to write in the fashion of how you might speak. That she wasn't following the rules of grammar at all.

And so she hasn't responded to that. I either proved I was as bong as i initially said I was, or I may have annoyed her enough that she wont want to respond. Or maybe she just couldn't think of a response, or she might have taken offense. I don't know, I didn't mean it to be offensive, even when I am being offensive on the internet I'm not serious.

Oh well, I thought she was kind of cool too. But I usually don't send messages to people. A rule I'll waver on this site because I don't really care if I creep you guys out. But on other sites if someone seems uninterested in my flim-flamary I'll just let them go. I mean she pretty much initiated the conversation with me anyway, I warned her that I was a loser. But they never listen.

Now I'm sad because I thought I had made a new friend. But no... I should invest is a little house cactus.

I just remembered the one person who will never bring me down. C'thulu, your the greatest elder god ever.

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C'thulu KAWAII

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